1. Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance / police
2. Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 12%
3. Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but sim card is free
4. Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity
5. Where footwear that we wear are sold from AC showrooms but vegetables that we eat, are sold on footpath
6. Where eating bread is sold for Rs. 7.00 and vegetable sandwich made out of bread sold for Rs. 25.00
7. Where large literate & middle class people do not vote in local elections and/for Lok Sabha elections & all them go on picnic. When elections are over, same literate & middle class people curse political parties, people & so on and "Is Desh Ka Kuch Nahi Ho Sakata"
8. Where many people who pray God & believe in God? They bribe God too openly saying "Meri Beti Ko Accha Pati Dena, Sola Somwar Ka Vrat Rakhungi, Hey Ganesha Final Exam Me Acche Mark Dena, Satyanarayan Ki Pooja Karunga & so on"
9. Where cops top most priority is to protect corrupt political ministers and ignore masses in which their family members are also part of that
10. Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous
11. Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish washer liquids with real lemon
12. Where people are standing at tea stalls reading an article about child labour from a newspaper and say,"Yaar bachhonse kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then the same person shouts "Oye chhotu 2 chai... urgent!!!"
Mind You all, we call this nation as India. Our dear motherland India...!!!
* Some love. Some hate.
* Some ran away from India. Some are still struggling in India.
* Some vote. Some don't.
* Some clean. Some create only dirt.
* Some follow rules. Some feels pride when they break the rules.
* Some follow law. Some think they are born to break the law.
* Some are married. Some wants divorce yesterday.
* Some are born. Some are scared to born.
* Some are in peace. Some wants to disturb peace.
* Some wants to create. Some wants to demolish.
* Some salute. Some spit & piss every where.
* Some eat. Some don't know what's eating is all about.
* Some are educated. Some are illiterate but having more commonsense than educated.
* Some have electric power. Some are yet to see light in their life.
* Some are having roads. Some are yet to learn "Roads".
* Some think they are born to watch TV. Some don't know the meaning of TV.
* Some think everything is free. Some think there is no free lunch and they know India didn't get freedom free.
* Some are happily living with their 1st wife for more than 50 years. Some changes like clothes.
* Some read history & create new history. Majority hate history & create same history.
* Some are freely living. Majority are living in fear.
* Some saves the life. Some think they are born to kill.
Full of miracles & crazy people including me and many ones...!!!
